We got the first of our paperwork back in the mail. It wasn’t what we were looking for, though. The state of Georgia looked at the birth certificates and said they had the wrong signature (even though they were signed and stamped by a notary) and included a number to call so we could get the right ones. I called the number. Then I called again. And again. And again. For two hours, no one would pick up the phone. For another 30 minutes I was greeted by a busy signal. A good sign, I thought. At least I know they are open now. Finally, the phone rings and it is picked up on the other end…by a computer giving me a list of options, none of which was anything remotely like: “If you want to talk to a real person…” Perseverance, however, has it’s rewards and pushing a long shot button was put on hold to wait for an operator. It was worth it, because he took my request over the phone and told me when I could pick it up.
The state birth certificate office is in Decatur, a ‘burb on the northern side of Atlanta, and is nestled in a quiet neighborhood community in an old elementary school. There was little air conditioning and a lot of people and the official greeter was a pregnant woman who had been sitting in the heat all day. She wasn’t happy to see me and wasn’t interested in the instructions given to me over the phone. Seeing I was getting nowhere, I played along, filled out the forms she said I needed (but didn’t really need, after all), stood in line until my turn, paid my fee and got the birth certificates. Assured by the lady behind the Plexiglas window I had the right forms, I got in the car to head to the Secretary of State’s office across the street from the state capital building (on the southern edge of Atlanta). After circling a block three times, I found a place to park three blocks away from my destination. At least the sun wasn’t too hot… for the third day of summer… in Atlanta…
At a likely looking building I approached a man wearing a name tag. “Is this the Secretary of State’s office?”
“Do what?” he asked.
“The Secretary of State,” I said, “Is this where her office is?”
“I dunno’,” he said. “I’m here for Georgia Corrections…”
I decided to chance it anyway and walked down the covered walkway to the front door of the Atlanta twin towers. Checking in with security, I was directed to the eleventh floor on a very friendly elevator (that told me as I walked in if it was going up or down…talk about southern hospitality!). After a brief wait, I was informed (by a very friendly and apologetic public servant) that she could not accept those certificates. They were the wrong ones. They needed the signature on the front, not on the back and the color of the paper was to be blue instead of rainbow colored. She didn’t care that the signature was legible or that the notary seal was nice and crisp and raised like it’s supposed to be.
“It’s not going to work,” she said. “I can’t use these.”
“But I asked for…” I tried to explain.
“Yes,” she said kindly, “but they didn’t listen. You’re gonna’ have to go back…”
So back I went. Stood in line. Filled out forms. But did not pay the fee again. And then I waited. And waited. And waited. A few minutes before four o’clock they called my name, gave me my forms and I was back on the road again to the Secretary of State’s office. I arrived about a half hour later… and got the job done… at 5 o’clock… on the opposite side of Atlanta from where I live… with thousands of people wanting to go home… on the already congested interstate highways. It’s a good thing I know where some good coffee shops and book stores are in the city to wait for a break in rush hour…
We have six documents finished at the state level. Only three more to go (from Arizona, Minnesota and Wisconsin), before we send them all off to the respective consulates.
Be blessed in all you do.
(The picture has nothing to do with the day. Kia took it before we left for Colorado about three months ago. We are back living at this house for a few more weeks before we fly off to Costa Rica. Playing the guitar and singing is one thing I do to relax.)